Ricotez [145.9] says,
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seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

lufffluffyhippos:

Holy shit

hollowfieddespair:

They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

Attention crew: Emerson Ackerley has been scattering pills all over the station that when taken, turn you into a genetic copy of him. I repeat: DO NOT TAKE ANY PILLS. AVOID THE REAL EMERSON ACKERLEY AT ALL COSTS, HE IS A GENETICIST. We are trying to sort this out.
Head of Security’s Desk announcement during an average round of Space Station 13

sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

image

eldritchnightmarefuel:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

*dies*

eldritchnightmarefuel:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

*dies*